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Turkey's Worst Thanksgiving

2019-11-28 - Shelbyville, KY - Photo by Amy. A Thanksgiving story, written and illustrated by 2nd-grader Hailey Elizabeth Waggener

This is Farmer Jay!!!!! It's Thanksgiving! I'll go get the turkey roasted. Oh no, turkey heard everything. Turkey is terrifid! "OK, daddy," said Farmer Jay's daughter Hailey.

I think I shood hide in the secret pantry. No-one looks in there. I need to be perpeered (prepared) for this.

But why? Im a veguterene (vegetarian). Ok, so no turkey. Yes! Ok. Ok, Yes Yes! Turkey heard farmer Jay and his wife.

Hailey said, "How about turkey eats with us?" Yes that wood (would) be okay! Yay!

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